What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?