What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
I'm not a bad putter.