Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?