I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a cow's dream job?