What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which cats have the best manners?