What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?