What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are winter days great?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?