What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?