Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?