Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which subject has two parts?
What do math teachers eat?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?