What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?