What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?