Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did electricity win the race?