What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do termites go camping?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where can you always get cheap gas?