What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What's the holiest insect?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?