Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do bees say in the summer?