What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do pigs learn magic?