What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?