What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?