What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do bees get to school?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?