What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?