What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?