Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do diners never serve lobster?