What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What animal makes the best lunches?