What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?