Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?