What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?