Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?