What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What bird is always sad?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?