What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.