What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?