What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?