Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?