Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?