What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.