What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What tea do footballers drink?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?