Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the turkey cross the road?