What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?