Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?