Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
Which insect makes the best father?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are ghosts always single?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.