Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do cats wear to work?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?