Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?