What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are frogs always so happy?