What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are English teachers so smart?
When do astronauts eat?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?