What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the opposite of irony?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?