What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?