What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?