What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?