What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?