Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did summer say to spring?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?