What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?