How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?